PIE—-PIE—PIE— PIE

With Thanksgiving less than a week away I thought I would switch gears and become Food Network guy.  No I really wanted to share with you a recipe my wife and mother in law found from Paula Dean.  It is a combination of Pumpkin and Pecan Pie and it is incredible. If you try it out let me know what you think, or better yet bring me a slice!

Pecan-Pumpkin Pie!

3 eggs

1 cup dark corn syrup

1/2 cup sugar

4 tablespoons butter, melted

1 cup canned pumpkin

1 teaspoon vanilla

1 cup pecans, chopped

1 9-inch deep pie shell

Preheat oven to 350 degrees. With a hand blender, beat eggs well. Beat in corn syrup, sugar, butter, pumpkin and vanilla until well beaten. Arrange pecans in single layer in bottom of pie shell. Slowly pour egg mixture over pecans. Bake 1 hour or until knife inserted 1 inch from edge comes out clean.

Oh man is this a great pie!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

One more thing as you know I am a Superhero fanatic.  And today is the premier date for “Justice League”.  Now I will admit the Marvel movies are more entertaining.  But I am a DC guy.  I have 3 complete comic book series JA, Justice League of America and Justice Leauge New 52 and I also collect Super Hero toys.

I am a geek that way.

Here is a fake commercial for a different kind of Justice League and how much money we spend each Christmas. Listen here

Here is stupid news with news of a chip filled Thanksgiving, women and Bathrooms, and a missing car is found.  Listen here

Laff lines is Nathan Mcintosh on family vacation;  Listen here

 

A KOOL SUNRISE

Do you take the time to just look at how beautiful Northern Utah is?  I was recently talking to a friend who is getting ready to move from Cache Valley and how he was going to miss it here.  Now grant you this guy is buying a boat and will be living on the boat island hoping in the Caribbean.  But we both talked about the things he will miss.   He said he loves the Sunrise when the sun just peaks over the Mountains to the east and lights up the Wellsville Mountains.

That made me think of some of my favorite sights here.  The overlook at Bear lake, the view over the Hyrum Reservoir, , Sardine Canyon,  Logan Canyon ,  the drive through Honeyville, and going up on the USU campus and looking over the Valley and seeing the sewer ponds!  Well if you don’t focus on the sewer pond it is nice.  There are just too many to mention here.  I just wanted to remind you as my wife reminded me a few weeks ago to JUST LOOK!

During the morning show today we had a great story on the cost of a Thanksgiving meal and after that a kind of sad story from “Wheel of Fortune”

Listen here:

That reminded me of a vacation my cousin and I went on years ago to L.A.   We did the tourist things like going to Hollywood , The walk of fame with all the stars, believe or not I got most excited to see the Star for Hal Roach (Little Rascals) and the Three Stooges. I thought that was KOOL. We even took in a taping of the Tonight show with Johnny Carson …. And his guest host Joan Rivers, DRATS

One other thing we did was go to a taping of “Wheel of Fortune”.  We got to watch a couple of days of tapings.   But here is the real story, several months later I was at my Aunts house in Paris TN for Thanksgiving and they had a VCR of the shows my cousin and I were at.  Pretty KOOL huh.  As family members gathered around the TV to watch everyone was guessing the answer before I did.  I was there, and they were beating me,   DRATS AGAIN!  I was never good at that game anyway.

Stupid News today was about stuffing a Turkey, Why can’t things like this happen to me and speeding tickets.   You can listen here:

Laff lines: Nathan Macintosh on Cell phones.  Listen here

 

I LOVE MUSIC!

 

Growing up I Memphis Tennessee I was influenced by lots of different types of music.  Of course Rock and Roll Doo Whop, R and B, Disco and Country music too.

I was the only boy and the youngest in my family.  My four sisters were typical teens loving the pop hits of the 60’s from the Beatles to Elvis.  One of my favorite stories of music in that era doesn’t involve me at all, but my sister Sandra.  She was so in love with Peter Noon of Herman’s Hermits and even got to go see them in Memphis and I was told she was the 1st one to scream for the band.  One more thing about Herman’s Hermits.  Being a little brother I had to torment my sister.   Every time I would here “There’s a kind of Hush” I would sing my own lyrics. “There’s a kind of FLUSH all over the world tonight” complete with my own sound effects, and you can imagine what kind of sound it was.

All of my sisters could sing and we would sing along with the radio all the time.  I would jump in and sing with them my favorites were the songs of Motown.   But one song they would talk me into to sing with them came from the soundtrack ‘The Sound of Music”   you know “Doe and Deer a female deer” since I was the youngest I had to sing the part “the sun has gone to bed and so must I” I hated doing that, but now looking back it was a hoot.

As I aged my musical taste was not just one form of music.   I would listen to Rock and roll, Soul, Country Rock, and even County.   Today   I love to listen to Dean Martin,  Nat King Cole, The Beatles, The Temptations, Bachman Turner Overdrive, ZZ Top, Lenny Kravitz and even Bruno Mars and Pitbull.   I just love music.

I think everyone has that one music act that hardly anyone knows that is music you love.  For me it is the band “CROW” they had a few minor hits in the late 60’s but for some reason I love listening to CROW.  I think I own all there albums and a best of CD.    I bought “The Best of Crow” on my Birthday several years ago in St. Louis.   Donna a friend of mine and I were out celebrating my birthday and we stopped at a used music store we loved to shop at and as I pulled into the parking lot I started freaking out because printed in dot matrix was a sign that said “THE BEST OF CROW” now on CD.  I was so excited and I bought my own present that day!

So here is a video of Crow, “Evil Woman” a song that my young nephew Kelly loved to listen to as a toddler and he called it his “ME EE FRECORD” I am sure if he reads this I am in big trouble.   I think it is a great song and still love to hear it I hope you will like it too.   Well maybe, my wife is kind of iffy on it.

 

Here is today’s Stupid News:  Manners, Grilled Cheese, and Disneyland.  Listen here.

The movie “Justice League” comes out Friday and it mad the news this morning.    Listen Here

Laff Lines; A Birthday party for a 1 year old.Listen here

I AM THANKFUL FOR HOT DOGS

My mind feels like it is in a blender!  After no sleep on Sunday night I feel kind of weird today.   I am here to tell you that it is the next day you feel the lack of sleep. AND THAT DAY IS TODAY!

I have been thinking a lot about Thanksgiving the past few days.  Lots of memories of family and football on that day.  Oh yeah the food!

Sometimes at a Thanksgiving feast you get the unexpected.   A few years back my wife and I were at her parents’ house for Thanksgiving.  Now my Mother in Law is an excellent cook but at this Turkey day dinner there was one thing wrong.  The Turkey would not cook.  The meat was raw in side and now amount of time back in the oven could get this bird to cook…  What to do, what to do.

That was the year of mashed potatoes, dressing, Jello salad (this is Utah you know) and for the main dish.  HOT DOGS!

Yes, my mother in law have cooked Hot Dogs for Thanksgiving Day.  Like I said my Mother in law is an excellent cook and those dogs were good!   No kidding they were awesome.

Now every year at Thanksgiving I woof down the Turkey, the stuffing and desert.  But every year on Thanksgiving I also crave Ho Dogs!

So because I have yawned my way through the morning here are a few random things for you.

According to a new survey by Boston Market, Americans will go to an average of 1.7 Thanksgiving dinners or meals this year.  In other words, most people will go to more than one.

Here are a few more results from the survey . . .

  1. The average Thanksgiving dinner will have nine or 10 people.
  2.  About a quarter of people will go to a “friendsgiving” dinner.
  3. 5% will eat at a restaurant for at least one of their Thanksgiving dinners.
  4. And 30% are stressed about how complicated it is to juggle all of the different places they have to be on Thanksgiving.

As long as there is pie I will be thankful

Here are a couple of things form the morning show today.  The people at Stove top Stuffing are marketing to those of us who pack away a little too much. On Turkey day.  With Stretchy Pants.   They made a Funny commercial for and I thought you might want to check it our> LISTEN HERE

Stupid news: Love is in the Air.  LISTEN HERE

Laff lines Jim Gaffagan on being a morning person

And Finally

According to Vice.com, just two years ago, pay phones across the country made a total of $286 MILLION.

 

SLEEP IS OVER-RATED!

 

SLEEP IS OVER-RATEED!   Huh, did I actually say that?  Yes, and here is why I said it.   Last night I went to bed about 9:15pm, the 4:30 am alarm comes early in the morning, so I try to get the rest I need to do what I do.   Last night was a different story.

I tried just being still and counting backwards from 100, a trick I learned having surgery. (Maybe I needed some of that gas and drugs to really make that work).  I did some reading, Batman of course, oh and Green Lantern too.   I got up walked around a little.  I ate a snack.  I played Spider Solitaire and watched some you – tube videos.  Still no sleep.

About 3am I said well just get ready and go the station and play radio.  I get here at 4 am and no one is here—YES!  I am alone and can finally get some sleep….BUT NOOOOO.   The other stations started showing up and I didn’t want the boss to see me snoozing on the job.

Here it is almost 10 and the station is buzzing, people in the halls, the other studios are doing there on radio show. Of course mine is better right???????    You didn’t answer right away as Lucy Van Pelt says” I know when I have been insulted”

 

Really, here it is at the end of my morning and I am really getting tired but I have a lot more to do.   After that it’s NAP TIME!

 

Here’s a story about Thanksgiving food….Listen here

 

Stupid news : I need and life: and 2 stories from I ain’t too smart….   Listen here >>>>>>

 

Laff Lines, Kaleen Madigan on scary movies… listen here

JINGLE BELLS , JINGLE BELLS , JINGLE BELLS , JINGLE BELLS !!!

 

‘JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS’        It is the holiday season, People have already started shopping (My wife and I too).  Christmas lights are starting to pop up on homes and stores.  The Christmas sales began in ….. July and Christmas music is starting to be heard everywhere.  I MEAN EVERYWHERE!

On Thursday I went to get my haircut, the lady who usually cuts my hair broke her ankle and can’t cut hair for another couple of weeks.  My hair was long and really needed cut so I decided this once I would forgo my usual and get a haircut somewhere else.   I am kind of glad I did.  Not because of the stylist but for what happened afterward.

After my cut I decided to do a little shopping around and then I started hearing it.  A little girl singing “JINGLE BELLS”, one cute problems she only knew a few lyrics.  She sang over and over “Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, Jingle Bells, and Jingle Bells.  Everywhere I went I heard this sweet little girl singing ‘Jingle Bells”, it made my Grinch heart grow 4 sizes at least.

So this Holiday season remember I will remember that little girl and her beautiful little voice enjoying Christmas singing “JINGLE BELLS,  JINGLE BELLS, JINGLE BELLS ,JINGLE BELLS ,JINGLE BELLS”.\

I could let this weekend go by without expressing my gratitude to our Veterans.  I have always had the utmost respect for those who served.   I was considering a life in the Service when I started doing radio.   But I try to say thanks to Veterans every chance I get.

Several members of my family have served, including my Father and Uncle (his brother Edward) who was killed in France shortly after D-Day.  My Uncle Brent and Uncle Danis also served along with 2 Brother in Laws.  My admiration for these men is more than mere words can express.   So Veterans in a small simple way I say Thank You.

Dave

Stupid News has Parasites, Dogs and Happy Birthday: Listen here

LAFF LINES: Jerry Seinfeld on those Kid rides outside of store: Listen here

 

 

WHY , WHY , WHY THAT SONG

Have you ever had a song stuck in your head, you know the song that just keeps repeating in your mind over and over.   That happened to me yesterday and when I realized what song was there I wondered WHY?

Before I tell you what song it was I found and article from WebMD that gives the Top 10 “Earworm Songs”

Feb. 27, 2003 — They bore into your head. They won’t let go. There’s no known cure. Earworms can attack almost anyone at almost any time.

No, it’s not an invasion of jungle insects. It’s worse. Earworms are those songs, jingles, and tunes that get stuck inside your head. You’re almost certain to know the feeling, according to marketing professor James J. Kellaris, PhD, of the University of Cincinnati.

Nearly 98% of people have had songs stuck in their head, Kellaris reported at the recent meeting of the Society for Consumer Psychology. The 559 students — at an average age of 23 — had lots of trouble with the Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” Jingle and with the Baha Men song “Who Let the Dogs Out.” But Kellaris found that most often, each person tends to be haunted by their own demon tunes.

“Songs with lyrics are reported as most frequently stuck (74%), followed by commercial jingles (15%) and instrumental tunes without words (11%),” Kellaris writes in his study abstract. “On average, the episodes last over a few hours and occur ‘frequently’ or ‘very frequently’ among 61.5% of the sample.”

Here’s the students’ top-10 earworm list:

  1. Other. Everyone has his or her own worst earworm.
  2. Chili’s “Baby Back Ribs” jingle.
  3. “Who Let the Dogs Out”
  4. “We Will Rock You”
  5. Kit-Kat candy-bar jingle (“Gimme a Break …”)
  6. “Mission Impossible” theme
  7. “YMCA”
  8. “Whoomp, There It Is”
  9. “The Lion Sleeps Tonight”
  10. “It’s a Small World After All”

Ok, I won’t make you wait any longer …The song that was stuck in my head all day yesterday was. Pause for dramatic effect……..

The Bunny Hop, don’t know why The Bunny Hop but I still can’t get that song out of my head……… HELP!

Today’s stupid news has a bird and 2 stories of technology gone crazy!  Listen here

I also found a real Scrooge; listen here

Laff Lines is Norm McIntosh on Netflix… Listen here

Thanks for checking out my blog, back tomorrow if I can get that song out of my head

 

GET AND EXTRA HOUR OF SLEEP THEY SAID HAH!!!!!

 

This time is hard on me, I know we gained an extra hours sleep but this morning I woke up at 3:30am!  That would have been 4:30am last week right?

 

Well this is me at 6:30am

I don’t know why but this time change hits me harder that the one in the spring when we lose and hours sleep.   I really throws my body clock off.

This past summer I experience some sleep problems and after a few months of little sleep it was starting to really get to me.  I would take naps in the afternoon but that did not replace that deep sleep we all need.  Finally we found a solution to the problem and now I get a better sleep and I am starting to really feel more rested and alert.

EXCEPT THIS MORNING!

 So excuse me while I go and take a nap!

Here is stupid news—Grandma get stuck and Ice falls from the sky.  Listen here

Eat more turkey and Dr Phil makes bank – listen here:

Laff Lines John Pinnete goes to the gym listen here

 

 

DAVID LOUIS BUFORD EARL AKA THE RADIO GUY DR OF ROCK DENTON

So what’s in a name?  If you’re Sean P. Diddy Puffy Love Brother Love Combs it means you can change it to fit your mood.  Combs made headline by saying he wanted to be called Love or Brother Love from now on.   That didn’t sit well with Pro Wrestling fans like me so I had some fun yesterday and then I come to work today and Sean say’ he was only kidding.   More on that listen here:

This blog post is named David Louis Buford Earl AKA: The Radio Guy, Dr of Rock Denton.   I too have an identity crisis.  Those are the names I have been called for years.

David Louis Denton is my real name.  Louis was my father’s name.

Buford: is a nickname I picked up at Ricks College after a friend also named David found out I was from Tn.   He was a fan of a series of movies called “WALKING TALL”   Not the one with the Rock, but the ones in the 70’s which were based on a true story of Sherriff Buford Pusser.  The story was from a county near Memphis where I grew up and I was a big Redneck so he started calling me Buford.  A nickname that a lot of people still call me.  Yep my wife calls me Buford too.

Earl:  My sister Edwina always called me David Earl what a Pearl, why?  Because she is my sister Edwina and we both have twisted humor in our DNA.

The Radio Guy:  that name comes from my radio job in Montgomery city MO.   I was getting ready to broadcast a high school basketball game in Herman Mo. And the cheerleaders were doing a fund raiser and wanted my money.  They couldn’t remember my name and yelled out “HEY RADIO GUY” I talked about on my radio show and people started calling me The Radio Guy

Dr of Rock:  that is a name the guys here at the Cache Valley media group game me when they asked me to do a show on 95.9 KLZX.  Why the Dr of Rock, because I am a wiz at Rock and roll Trivia.  One of the guys who no longer works here said you are like a Dr of Rock.  And the Dr. was born.

Recently a new friend asked me what name I prefer and I honestly said.  I answer to them all so pick one.

That’s my name:

 

Here is stupid news from this morning;    A Kegger and A NFL feud heats up.  Listen here

 

Laff lines is George Carling about the difference between baseball and football.   Listen here

DON’T CALL ME DIDDY!

 

People always ask me “where are you going for Thanksgiving?’  My answer is “To the table for some Turkey and Dressing, then to my recliner to watch FOOTBALL” No really is I hate traveling on any Holiday, and a lot of times that is our busy time here at KOOL.   So I stay home with my wife and then we go to my Mother in laws house for dinner.   She lives about 5 houses from us so I don’t have to fight the crowds and that is a good thing.

I do like to take time during to holidays to remember the things I am Thankful for.   The list is long, but I will keep this short

I am thankful for my wife Teresa, I cannot imagine what my life would be without her.

I am thankful for my job (if you can call this “WORK”) Getting up every day at 4:30am is not always fun, but being on the radio knowing that someone is listening is.   So Thanks for listening.

I am thankful for my health,  I have had issues the past few years and I am sure I will have more, but whatever comes I am ok with it and enjoy my life ‘

Finally I am thankful the Pilgrim’s didn’t have Liver for thanks giving dinner!

Here are some travel tips from a website called The Insider took time to crunch  the numbers from the Bureau of Transportation Statistics to figure out the best and worst times to fly around Thanksgiving to avoid the biggest crowds and longest delays.  Check ’em out . . .

  1. The best day to fly out is the Saturday before Thanksgiving.  And the second best is on Thanksgiving itself.
  2. The worst days are the Sunday and Tuesday before Thanksgiving, especially Tuesday night.
  3. When you’re going home afterwards, Black Friday is the best day to fly.  Saturday is the second best.
  4. And the Monday and Tuesday after Thanksgiving are the worst times to fly home . . . they have the most delays.

 

If you are driving or flying this Thanksgiving be safe and be Thankful for what you do have

Dave

 

Here is stupid news, a car buying spree, it’s a BOMB! and a horse Listen here

 

The Hip Hop Mogul Diddy has changed his name again!!  We had some fun at his expense this morning.  Listen here

Laff Lines is all about getting Older and Wiser.  Listen here

 

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