I moved to Utah during the Stockton to Malone era of Jazz Basketball.  But I was a Jazz fan before that just not as vocal.

When I 1st started my radio days one of my jobs was to be the engineer for basketball games for Idaho State.  The station was an affiliate and I was needed to place our local commercials over the regular broadcast.  It was during that time that Idaho State played Gonzaga.  The halftime show included an interview with a scout of the Utah Jazz.   I could listen to what they were saying during the commercial break and one of the ISU commentators asked the scout if he was there to scout a hot shot guard for the Bengals.  His answer was an honest “NO”  “I am here to look at this Stockton kid” The I.S.U. player was drafted and played for the Lakers for a few season but that Stockton kid became the NBA all-time assist leader and the Combo Stockton to Malone will be a long time memory in the NBA.

The two title runs were cut just short by the greatest player to ever lace them up in Michael Jordan.  (He did push off)

My 1st memory of MJ was when he was in college and I watched him play and you could see he was something special.    (He did push off)

My interest for the Jazz has wavered a bit in the past but as with most fair weather fans.  I’M BACK!

The Jazz home opener is tonight against the Golden State Warriors.  But can the Jazz season improve over last year.  You bet they can!

Can they make a run at the title?  That is a tough one now that Laron is in L.A. and Steph is back with Golden State.  And will the Refs let James or Curry push off like M.J. did



Today on the morning show: Late night eats.  When are we Middle Aged?

Stupid news:  Chill, Kleenex and oh thank heaven

Laff lines Dogs in a bag

I end today with one of the greatest lines ever uttered in a broadcast .  No it isn’t Hot Rod saying” Horney From the Corner”

It comes from Ron Boone who I heard say on a broadcast

“It is important to be ahead at this point of the ballgame”






One of my favorite songs in “Breaking Up is Hard to Do” but I will change the lyrics to get down to business.


When I 1st started my radio life I would tell everyone who would listen that I would not do a morning show.  So here I am years later and more times than not over these years I have been doing morning radio.

Despite the alarms and being a walking like a zombie it seems that I am easily distracted in the morning and I forget things.  Like today



Yep, I got my tooth brush all loaded up and then I was distracted and forgot to brush my teeth.


I come by this honestly, my sister had just graduated high school and had found a job that had early hours.   I think all of the siblings went to our Mother to do something.   Edwinna was very vocal in her dislike of early mornings.

One morning she woke up the entire house, possibly the entire southern end of Memphis with a SCREAM!   She had taken her hair spray and sprayed her underarms.  She walked with stiff arms all day long.

I am a mistake machine when I am trying to wake up.  I have fallen back to sleep while on the toilet.

In the shower I sometimes forget which body part has or has not been cleaned

I have walked into the shower still wearing my glasses and sleepwear.

I have forgotten to rinse my hair and not noticed until I started to brush my hair.

One day last year I got dressed and my clothes felt weird I had forgotten to put on my underwear!  Yes was going Commando.

Man as I think about it I am a mess in the morning.  I have poured my Cheerios and forgot to eat them. Misplaced my keys, put on two different shoes and more.

The one thing that I never forget in the mornings is to tell my wife I love her and then ask her. Do you know where my keys are?

Today on the morning show.    Duck in Brigham City and grape juice


Stupid news: Swimming with the Sharks.  Donuts and Cops

Laugh lines; George Carlin


At least I have got my health!  Sort of, kinda, almost.

On Tuesday I had something happen to me that has only happened 3 times.  I had to leave my radio show because of illness.

I knew when I came to work I wasn’t feeling well, but I am one of those who will try to work through anything.  Besides I had been at work before when I couldn’t hardly speak.  But Tuesday was different.

I had the kind of illness that I needed to be near a certain room in the building, even though that room is pretty close, I NEEDED IT TO BE CLOSER!!!!!!!! Oh boy did I need it to be closer.

It got to the point that I could not do my show so I told the powers that be and I went home close to a certain room.  But mainly I slept.  A lot of sleep.

So, how am I feeling today? The room is close enough today!   But I still don’t feel great.

Working when you are not feeling well is had to do and sometimes not advised.  Especially when you work in a room with others.  Flu and bugs spread quickly and I hope I am not contagious with whatever I have.

Like I said I am one that will work as long as I can.  But several years ago I came close to pushing my luck.  I was home having lunch with my wife and started to feel a little ill.   NOPE I knew something was work but I needed to get to work so I could get the station ready in case I could not be there the next morning.   I got here and the pain started and grew worse and worse.  But I persisted (stupid huh) and finally about 3pm I called my wife and asked her to meet me at home because I needed to go to the E.R.

The pain was kidney related but not stones and was some of the worst pain ever.   In the ER they ask you on a scale of 1 to 10 where was the pain.  I am not too proud to tell you it was at least an 8 and was to the point I thought I would pass out.   But as Paul Harvey would say “Here’s the strange”

The Doctors were working on me and asking questions which I could not answer,  It hurt so bad I could not speak, so my wife stepped in and said the exact things that were in my mind, minus the screams of agony!  It was strange but cool that somehow she read my mind and could express my thoughts.

Come to think of it her reading my mind might explain why I am always in so much trouble!!!

But at least I have my health ???????????????????

Today on the morning show we saluted National pasta day, and on “Those were the day’s paying bills on line”

Stupid news: Pumpkin Spice wings and a warning about a really, really and might I add really gross story

Laff lines:  Weight





What do you do when it is time to write a blog and you get sick to your stomach?   And when my tummy hurts it is A BIG PAIN.  You write a short blog and go home.

So here is my blog, I AM GOING HOME!


Am I becoming a Halloweenie?

Over the past few years my thoughts on Halloween have been changing some.   When I was a kid I was a fan of the Halloween candy but somewhere along the line I just didn’t enjoy Halloween.   At one time I would even say I was ANTI HALLOWEEN!

But now I kind of enjoy Halloween time.  Why?  Ghoul 103.9   Several years ago we at KOOL thought it would be fun to supply the soundtrack for Halloween.   At 4pm the transformation begins and KOOL becomes Ghoul with 5 hours of music, comedy and sounds about all hallows eve.  As I started to put the show together I started to see the fun side of Halloween.   The costume are amazing especially the kids when they come by trick or treating.

I am not much on dressing for the Holiday but I did last year.  Dressing like a Pro Wrestler no speedo’s no Latex but a  Mask and  a Lucha Underground shirt and I was ready for trick or treaters.

One quick story from last year.  Some friends came by with their kids and I had just taken the mask off because it was HOT.  We let the kids have a little extra candy because they were so dang cute. The family left to visit more homes in the area and in about 15 minutes they were walking by our house once again.  I had put on the Mask again and said Hi to the family again.  The little toddler who I had been playing with a few minutes before was awestruck as I called out his name “PETER”

He knew my voice but now I had on the Mask.  Peter froze on the sidewalk and didn’t take his eyes off of me, He didn’t scream he just stared as I talked to him through the mask.  His look was priceless as I imagined his little mind trying to figure out who this was.  Yes it was Dave’s voice but Dave looked different.

It was one of the funniest things I had seen.  So I took off the mask and believe it or not Peter still had that look in his eye like “who is this dude”  “he gave me candy so he must be cool”

Here is a list of Halloween movies you might consider.  1st Scary movies.   I am not a fan of slasher movies and scary movies so I think I have only seen one on this list from Society19.com

Movies they recommend.  A quite place… Truth or dare…  Before I wake…. The 1st purge …Predator.

Now I have seen the original Predator with Arnold and Jesse the Body Ventura. I really liked it.  (I ain’t got time to bleed)

But there are also a lot of movies that are fun and scary , I call them Halloween lite.  Some movies you might consider.   Fright night…. The Adams family… The monster squad… Shaun of the dead… this movie has a cult following and I tried to watch it, notice the word tried…. Ghostbusters…. Abbot and Costello meet Frankenstein and the one I have to watch every year is Young Frankenstein.   Honestly one of the best movies of any genre every made.

One other movie that you might consider is not really a scary or a funny Halloween movie but it is a Bio movie called ED WOOD.   Johnny Deep as a real life movie writer and director who was more than a little out there.  He was the king of the old B movies and directed what a lot of movie critics say is the ‘Worst movie ever made” Plan 9 from outer space.   As bad as Plan 9 was Ed Wood was the opposite.   This is one quirky movie that to me is a must see.   I would probably put it on a personal Top 10 list.

So as we get closer and closer to Halloween maybe I will try a few scary movies… Nah, but I will watch the fun ones.   Maybe I will become more of a Halloweenie


Today on the morning show: Dave’s matter of perspective and a look at the postal service.

Stupid news: Macaroni and Dog Poop

Laff lines: weather reporters



I am going to start today’s blog with something serious.  Yesterday a co-workers Father in Law got that phone call.  It is called the Grandparents Scam.  When Loralee from Q -92 asked me to pass along some information to warn our KOOL listeners I thought it important enough to have her on the air with me and tell her story:  Please take a few minutes to listen and to inform yourself about this scam and then tell everyone you know.  We might not be able to stop all the idiots who prey on us, but maybe we can educate ourselves and others on what to do.

Now for today’s blog:

I had one of those mornings, you know it starts off kind of strange and them KABLAMO, It gets stranger.

I woke up this morning to my alarm clock at 4:15…. I thought but I must have went right back to sleep after hitting the alarm.  Five minutes later it rings again.   I haven’t used my snooze in years.  I found out that I felt worse using a snooze so I started the process of getting up at the alarm.    I guess it is a good thing I use the snooze as a backup.

I should copy right that ‘USE THE SNOOZE”

As I came into the station this morning something felt kind of off, yeah I was right something felt off and that something was.  “THE STATION WAS OFF THE AIR”.

I calmly drove to the station, of course obeying all traffic laws.   (Sort of).  Now I have been in radio for all my adult life and I thought I had seen it all.  But my see-er was about to see what it had never seen.

My computer that I use every day crashed.  I won’t go into any details, mainly because most of you know more about tech that I do.   I just punch a button and let the magic begin.  But I knew I needed to think things through to be able to get us back on the air.

Using my limited skills I found a way to get us on the air but not at full capacity. (I am so smart).  Then I placed a phone call to the I.T. guys.  I continue to search to find ways to fix the situation.  One of the I.T. guys suggested something that sounded like, yep that will work.  But NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then this time I couldn’t even get us back to where we were.   Face it Dave there is no way you can do this.

About this time I had one of the I.T. guys here trying to help and nothing worked.  Frustration is starting to get to me as another I.T. guy is asking me questions that had no answers.  Finally, Lynn Simmons of KIX 96 came to my rescue and we are back fully on the air.

My blood pressure started to level off the frustration level was still high because I was taken out of my routine and how I do my show on the air.  I shouldn’t fret so much things went great but man was I stressed out this morning.

Today on the morning show: Do you like your boss?   And a story from North Dakota that will renew your faith in Humanity.

Stupid news:  There is no place like home, A Stamp of approval and an update on the service squirrel.

Laff Lines: How being married changes a man




All my life I have had a love hate relationship with politics.  Or should I say a love hate relationship with the election process.

When I was a kid I really enjoyed watching the news and observing the political process.  But things have changed over the years.  Maybe I just get tired of excuse me for saying this ‘POLITICAL B.S.”


On my recent vacation to Laughlin Nevada, I was watching a TV program in my room when I noticed a lot of political ads that proved my point.  All but one of the ads were negative about the other side, and since I do not know what parties were affiliated with the political ads.

Slam this issue, slam this vanadate, do some name calling but there was no substance to say “Hey this is what I stand for and why”

 All but one ad.  No mention of how bad the other vanadate was.   The ad took time to tell how he would vote on issues and why he was running.   I don’t remember him even saying the others name. I found that refreshing and it left me with a positive impression of the candidate.   


So if I have this love hate relationship with politics why am I writing this blog because this morning I came across a survey on the PR news wire?  Here are some of the hi-lites  

87% of people said they think this is the most divided the country has been in their lifetime.  So almost 9 in 10 people agree with that.

That just makes me sad, and I think we can place at least part of the blame on social media.  Sitting behind a keyboard and posting opinions and being cruel in your comments to those you disagree with.  It has happened to me so I just avoid politics on social media.  To paraphrase


But the survey had some good news most of us think we CAN get through it.  77% of people said they think we can still overcome our differences and come together as a country.

Here are three more stats that DO make it seem more possible than you might think . . .

  1. Only 14% of Americans fall into the categories of EXTREME left or right.  8% are extremely liberal . . . 6% are extremely conservative . . . everyone else falls somewhere in the middle.  I am proud to say I consider myself a middle kind of guy.

Think about this, I believe it is the EXTREME that seems to define our differences.  Any issue, any group of people, the extreme defines,

  1. Most of us don’t disagree on everything.  For example, 82% of people in the poll said they think the country still has a serious problem with racism.  But 80% ALSO agreed that political correctness is out of control. So don’t assume every opinion someone has fits the “left” or “right” stereotype.  There’s a lot of overlap.

I see stories or read thing about the PC police that just make me scratch my head.  Ron Darling an announcer for major league baseball used a very common terms to describe a weakness in a players game.  Some people got angry and demanded an apology.  Look it up it was stupid and those who raised such a stink about it need to apologize to Ron Darling…  Remember words can have 2 sometimes more meanings and this was the situation

  1. Two-thirds of us think compromise is necessary.  And when you remove the “extreme” people on each side, more than half of voters think BOTH parties are responsible for how divided we’ve become.

Amen to that.  I want you to know I support the right to disagree.  I have no problem with someone who is passionate about an issue to fully support and defend it.  But when the debate gets personal, that is when I draw the line in the sand.

Grow up, and understand that not everyone agrees with you or me. (But I think you should agree with me!  LOL)  Enjoy your life and instead of looking for things to disagree on how about we focus on what makes us the same and work to understand why we have some things we disagree on.

Agree or disagree that’s Ok with me.  Let’s do lunch and celebrate our lives!

In the past I have ended my radio show with this silly saying.

The comments heard in the previous program are not necessarily those of an intelligent human being.


Today on the morning show:  The Weather Channel is still putting its reporters in the storm.  It is Homecoming week at USU and Jimmy Fallon has some great fails

Stupid news – Bugs and Squirrels

Laff lines: Popeye


Sleep.  Oh boy do I need sleep.

When you do what I do for a living sleep can be at a premium.  I get up at 4:15 am to be on the radio with you and I love what I do, but sleep can be a problem.

This past year has been rough for sleep.  Some medical issues mixed with insomnia and YAWN I need more sleep.

There was even one morning this summer where I knew something was wrong.  I came to the station and could not function.   I was a walking Zombie, I could not concentrate and decided that I needed to go home.  I called my wife to come get me knowing it would be very dangerous for me to drive even the short distance to my home.

The next 24 hours were spent in bed and I slept for almost 21 hours.

My doctors ordered a sleep test which I failed (I was always bad at test) so now I sleep with a CPAP machine.  I am still not used to it but I am trying and hopefully I will be able to report improved sleep soon.

A story came out quoting the new study, sleeping too much is just as bad as sleeping too little.

The researchers found that people who slept for four or five hours a night would perform on tests like their brains were nine years older.  BUT . . . they saw the same effect on people who slept for over 10 hours a night too.

The biggest abilities you lose when you sleep too much or too little are you’re reasoning and verbal skills.

So it’s probably best not to get into a serious argument or negotiation when you’re super tired . . . or super well-rested.

In an article from the Sleep foundation here are some sleep fact

Most of us know that getting a good night’s sleep is important, but too few of us actually make those eight or so hours between the sheets a priority. For many of us with sleep debt’ve forgotten what “being really, truly rested” feels like.

How much sleep do we need?

  • Newborns (0-3 months): Sleep range narrowed to 14-17 hours each day (previously it was 12-18)
  • Infants (4-11 months): Sleep range widened two hours to 12-15 hours (previously it was 14-15)
  • Toddlers (1-2 years): Sleep range widened by one hour to 11-14 hours (previously it was 12-14)
  • Preschoolers (3-5): Sleep range widened by one hour to 10-13 hours (previously it was 11-13)
  • School age children (6-13): Sleep range widened by one hour to 9-11 hours (previously it was 10-11)
  • Teenagers (14-17): Sleep range widened by one hour to 8-10 hours (previously it was 8.5-9.5)
  • Younger adults (18-25): Sleep range is 7-9 hours (new age category)
  • Adults (26-64): Sleep range did not change and remains 7-9 hours
  • Older adults (65+): Sleep range is 7-8 hours (new age category)

 To pave the way for better sleep, follow these simple yet effective sleep including:

Stick to a sleep schedule

Get a bedtime ritual

Exercise every day

Sleep on a comfortable mattress and pillow

Turn off electronics before bed

Most importantly, make sleep a priority. You must schedule sleep like any other daily activity, so put it on your “to-do list” and cross it off every night. But don’t make it the thing you do only after everything else is done – stop doing other things so you get the sleep you need.

Today on the morning show: Slinky

Stupid news:

Laff lines: Dating



I’ve known it for years but now I David Denton confess.  I AM A COUCH POTATO.

I grew up watching TV and I love it, sometimes too much but I try to have my priorities right.

Today I pledge that from this date forward, if something I need to do or interferes with my TV viewing I will set up my DVR and watch it later.

I found this from the New York Times

On average, American adults are watching five hours and four minutes of television per day. The bulk of that — about four and a half hours of it — is live television, which is television watched when originally broadcast. Thirty minutes more comes via DVR.

I watch all kinds of TV, comedies’, drama’s documentaries, movies and more.

Now with the new TV season here I will be packing that DVR with stuff and using the on demand programing tool

Over the past few years streaming services are adding to our list of shows to watch.  Hulu, Netflix, cable channels, and specialized streaming services.  This week DC comics will launch a steaming service that I would love to have but just don’t have time for.   It will feature DC superhero movies, animated movies and animated TV series.  They even will have original programing like Titans.   This will be a dark series based on the team called Titans led by Dick Grayson the original Robin now known as Nightwing, it looks awesome.

So why the popularity of streaming services?  Technology has driven it plus I believe the success of on the services I subscribe to.  The WWE network!

On Valentine’s Day of 2014 Titan sports and the WWE launched the WWE network.  The network’s drawing card was not only 24 hour a day content but all the PPV shows were included in the monthly subscription cost of just 9.99.

I was not sure if the idea would last so I didn’t sign up for 1st year but I finally relented and now I am a subscriber and happy with the service too.  Now the WWE network is closing in on 2 million subscribers.  Think about that for just a moment….. This is very limited market yet there are almost 2 million people who pay the 9.99 a month. (Recent pricing changes have been announced)

So as I have my DVR set up to record my favorites.  The big Bang theory. Young Sheldon, Homicide Hunter, The Next Food Network Star, Live PD and more I think my next Staycation will be called making a permanent butt print on the couch cushion staycation.

Dang I love TV.

Today on the morning show; a good news story, Memories   and some fresh air

Stupid news; a man’s purse leads to charges and a new Christmas treat.

Laff Lines: Rap Music



We have all had it happen at one time or another and it freaks us out.  What is it?  Having a police car right behind us and you wonder “DID I DO SOMETHING WRONG”

That happened to me Saturday night in Salt Lake.  I was on my way to see a Professional Wrestling event and Nature was calling but I didn’t have call waiting so I see a Truck stop and pull over to take advantage of the facilities.   As I parked my car I noticed a UHP patrol car right behind me and that old feeling started up. Did I run a red-light, forget to signal, was I speeding?

I took a deep breath and proceeding into the store and notice the UHP trooper was at a gas pump!  However, walking toward me with a purpose was a Trooper and he looked like he meant business.  Know I hadn’t done anything wrong (I hoped) I politely said good evening officer and opened the door for him.  The officer then said no let me hold it for you.  OK, that is cool and I walked in the store with the UHP trooper and I headed to the facility and he to another part of the store.  So I thought

As soon as I enter the facility once again he is right there behind me then at the standup facility (if you get my drift) I went to wash my hands and there he is washing his.  I wanted to sing out “ME AND MY SHADOW”.  By this time I am a little nervous and amused at the same time.  He was too, as we walk out of the store the trooper said “It seems we are going everywhere together” I explained I was going to see the wrestling at UCW –Zero and he laughed, I told the officer to have a great night and to be safe.

It was a moment that I have laughed about all weekend.  Let me tell you I have a great deal of respect for our Law enforcement officers but they still can freak me out.

I had another little ah ha moment as we left the event and Nature was calling again!  No there was no cop behind me as I pulled into a convenience store went inside and looked for a facility when the clerk behind the counter said you need a key.  OK can you give me a Key and he did a small door key attached to a huge Ice scraper I think it was the biggest heaviest one I have ever seen but the key worked and after buying a few snacks for the road I left Salt Lake and about 1 and a half hours I was home safe and sound and glad I was back in Cache Valley.  Oh yeah the UCW –Zero show was fun but I will talk about that on my Turnbuckle trash podcast on Tuesday.

I found this little article for you about things that annoy us.  I was surprised to see have a cop follow you to the bathroom was not one of them.

From SWNS digital

A new survey found the little things that stress us out on a daily basis.  And here are the top 10 . . .

  1. Your computer freezing. 2.  Slow Internet.
  2. Screaming kids. 4.  Misplacing your wallet.
  3. Traffic.   6.  being late.  7.  Misplacing your phone.
  4. Annoying coworkers.  9.  Being on hold with customer service.
  5. A rude waiter.

Today on the morning show a Halloween costume idea and sometimes the media just doesn’t get it.

Stupid news: A rock, a Microwave and Art

Laff Lines.  Jimmy Fallon “Thank you notes