Question of the day:   IS IT POSSIBLE TO EAT CHOCALATE WRONG?

Apparently so!  According Chocolate Fetish we’ve all been eating chocolate wrong our whole lives.  According to the Chocolate experts, here are four ways to make it taste even better . . .

  1. Stop chewing it so much.  You’ll taste it more if you press it up on the roof of your mouth, and let it dissolve by sucking on it. (Like I have the will power to do that)
  2. Stop eating it in huge chunks.  Breaking it up into smaller pieces releases the aromas.  So you taste it more, especially if it’s good chocolate.  Rubbing it with your thumb also helps. (Who ever said break me off a small chunk so I can rub it with my thumb?)
  3. Smell it before you eat it.  Just like wine, experts say you should smell you’re chocolate before you pop it in your mouth.  It primes your taste buds, so you get more of the flavor. (My taste buds are always primed)
  4. Stop washing it down so fast.  The taste of chocolate lasts a fairly long time if you let it linger.  So you keep getting the flavor without eating more, which also saves calories.  (But I wash my Chocolate down with Chocolate Milk)

as a Bonus here are the Smothers Brothers on Chocolate

This is so silly! Next thing you know they will be telling me I am eating Bacon the wrong way.

I can’t take credit for these…. My best friend and former roommate posted these over the weekend so I thought I would steal….. Borrowed them.

Thanks Bear:

Q: Why did the cookie go to the hospital?
A: Because he felt crummy

Q: Why did Johnny throw the clock out of the window?
A: Because he wanted to see time fly!

Q: Why was the baby strawberry crying?
A: Because his mom and dad were in a jam.

Q: What do lawyers wear to court?
A: Lawsuits!

Q: What did one toilet say to the other toilet?
A: You look flushed

Q: Why is there a gate around cemeteries?
A: Because people are dying to get in!

Q: Why wouldn’t the shrimp share his treasure?
A: Because he was a little shellfish

Q: What did the policeman say to his belly button?
A: You’re under a vest!

Q: What do you call a fake noodle?
A: An impasta

Q: What lights up a soccer stadium?
A: A soccer match

Q: Why shouldn’t you write with a broken pencil?
A: Because it’s pointless.

Q: Why did the man put his money in the freezer?
A: He wanted cold hard cash!

 

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