Phobia’s we all have them even Charlie Brown

We all have them some are so bad they affect our lives some seem kind of silly but they are real.   NASCAR driver Dale Earnhardt Jr. made news this week on his pod-cast he has a fear of metal.  Dale said he wears a wooden wedding ring and when asked how he would react to being near the human jeweler display Mr. T Jr said he would almost be nauseous.  The official name of Dale Jr. phobia is Kosmemphobia.

I worked with a man in Paris TN who would freak out if he heard Velcro ripping.  A man I worked with in Louisiana told me he was afraid of Spiders but I didn’t really believe him until one day when I killed a very large spider in the station and showed him the dead bed.  Donald who stood 6ft 4 almost passed out and I thought I was going to have to clean up more than just spider guts.

I have several friends who are scared of needles, so I will regal them with a story where I was getting ready for a major surgery in 2001 and to get the I.V. in took 11 tries!   I shouldn’t laugh but when did compassion get in the way of a good laugh.

So if you want to laugh at me I do have one major Phobia, I am Claustaphobic.  The fear of enclosed spaces.  While in the boy scouts on a camping trip I fell asleep in a sleeping bag but when I woke up the bag was ripped at the seams where my legs kicked so hard I broke through the zipper.  I cannot sleep if the sheets are tucked in, if I try ripped sheets usually happen

But my main phobia is Dietaphobia.  The fear of eating healthy!  No not really but the thought of starting a diet does kind of freak me out.   But I try and try again not just for the weight loss but a change of eating habits.  It might be working I love steams veggies.  Baby spinach is the bomb in an omelet (No cheese) but then dietaphobia hits and it time to become a Junk food junkie again.
Here is a list of some strange phobias.  Some might make you laugh but remember this.  These are real and if someone has them it might mean a torn up sleeping bag

Ablutophobia- Fear of washing or bathing.   Acerophobia- Fear of sourness.  Acousticophobia- Fear of noise. (Or listening to Hip Hop music. That’s a bad joke) Agoraphobia- Fear of streets or crossing the street.   Alektorophobia- Fear of chickens.  Alliumphobia- Fear of garlic.
Allodoxaphobia- Fear of opinions (these people are also afraid of Facebook). Anablephobia- Fear of looking up.  Anthrophobia or Anthophobia- Fear of flowers. Arachibutyrophobia- Fear of peanut butter sticking to the roof of the mouth.  Aulophobia- Fear of flutes.

Barophobia- Fear of gravity. (You know what they say about gravity as you get older GRAVUTY IS A *****).   Bufonophobia- Fear of toads.

Cacophobia- Fear of ugliness.  Caligynephobia- Fear of beautiful women. (Yep that why I didn’t date much)_
Carnophobia- Fear of meat.    Catoptrophobia- Fear of mirrors.
Chionophobia- Fear of snow.  Chrematophobia- Fear of money.
Climacophobia- Fear of stairs, climbing, or of falling downstairs .( I have very large feet and combine that with 2 bad knees add that to my list )  Coprastasophobia- Fear of constipation.( I could really do some bad joke here but for fear of Karma clogging me up let’s continue_(
Coprophobia- Fear of feces. (SEE ABOVE)   Coulrophobia- Fear of clowns.
Demophobia- Fear of crowds.  (That is kind of me but I am still going to comic con) Doxophobia- Fear of expressing opinions or of receiving praise. (No Facebook)

Ereuthrophobia- Fear of blushing.  Ergophobia- Fear of work.
Euphobia- Fear of hearing good news. (Kind of a fear of mine I always want to know what is about to go bad)

Francophobia- Fear of France or French culture. (But not of fry sauce)

Geniophobia- Fear of chins. Genuphobia- Fear of knees.
Geumaphobia or Geumophobia- Fear of taste. (Definitely not a fear in the Hip Hop community because they have no taste)
Glossophobia- Fear of speaking in public or of trying to speak. (Ask Church leaders if this is real)

Hedonophobia- Fear of feeling pleasure. (Hearing the song Under Pressure must drive them crazy) Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia- Fear of long words. (ARRRRG)
Hypengyophobia or Hypegiaphobia- Fear of responsibility. ( I REFUSE TO TAKE RESPONIBIITY FOR THIS ONE)

Ideophobia- Fear of ideas. ( Some of my pass bosses had this one)

Kainolophobia or Kainophobia- Fear of anything new, novelty.
Katagelophobia- Fear of ridicule. (See Facebook)

Lachanophobia- Fear of vegetables. (Most 4 year olds)  Melophobia- Fear or hatred of music. (Talk radio YUK)  Mnemophobia- Fear of memories. (Or Barbra Streisand songs) Myrmecophobia- Fear of ants. (Or some marvel movies)    Mexiphobia- Fear of slime. (Don’t not watch Nickelodeon)

Neophobia- Fear of anything new.    Numerophobia- Fear of numbers.

Obesophobia- Fear of gaining weight. (Not me I have a PHD in weight gain)    Octophobia – Fear of the figure 8. (Don’t go to rocky Mt Raceway)   Omphalophobia- Fear of belly buttons. (That lint drives me crazy). Ornithophobia- Fear of birds. (Great Big Bang episode).
Ouranophobia or Uranophobia- Fear of heaven. (Watch Live PD and you will see a lot of people who don’t want to go to Heaven)

Panophobia or Pantophobia- Fear of everything. (SEE CHARLIE BROWN)    Parasitophobia- Fear of parasites. (Or grown children who refuse to leave your house)   Peladophobia- Fear of bald people. (No George Caztanza for them)  Phalacrophobia- Fear of becoming bald. (See George)   Phasmophobia- Fear of ghosts. (Easy one I AIN’T AFRAID OF NO GHOST.  Just too easy)   Phobophobia- Fear of phobias. (Whatever you do stop reading now)  Phronemophobia- Fear of thinking. (See the political party you are not affiliated with)
Pogonophobia- Fear of beards. (Thankfully not my wife)
Porphyrophobia- Fear of the color purple. (Or Prince Songs or Donny Osmond’s socks)

Scolionophobia- Fear of school. (Yeah that why I got bad grades, believe me don’t you) Spacephobia- Fear of outer space. (Does that include Star Wars Movies?)

Tachophobia- Fear of speed. (I feel the need for speed)
Tonitrophobia- Fear of thunder
Zemmiphobia- Fear of the great mole rat.

And finally Stupiditiotdriverphobia- The fear of every other driver out there!

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