My alarm clock goes off this morning and as I get ready to come to the station there was a feeling of dread, an ominous feeling that something was going to happen today and while I was brushing my teeth I remembered why.
I HAVE A DENTAL APPOINTMENT TODAY!
It one of those things we all dread. Is it fear of pain, you bet your sweet #$%^ it is. I don’t like pain! It hurts!
I am just kidding about the pain, not that I enjoy it, is just than my dentist is very good and there is very little to no pain when I see him. But I still have that feeling of DREAD!
But to put things in perspective, I would rather go see my Dentist than a podiatrist. You see I have very sensitive feet and having people touch my feet is very uncomfortable. Several years ago a podiatrist was working on my toenails and he brought out what seemed to me was a grinding wheel. Our at least it felt that way.
I have never hurt so much at a Doctor’s visit. After he was finished I told the Doctor that if I had any Top Secret information I would give it to him. I have never felt pain like I did that day. But I survived and all the Top Secrets are safe.
Later today I have another appointment that I dread and it is silly. I hate having my hair cut! I am an old Hippie and I like my hair long but I know it looks better when I keep it a certain length. But if I had my druthers I might be one of those white haired men with a Pony Tail.
As the Cowsills sang ‘GIVE ME A HEAD WITH HAIR LONG BEAUTIFUL HAIR”. But there is another song that reminds me to get my hair cut it is by George Thorgood, He sings’ GET A HAIRCUT ANDDON’T BE A SLOB”
So on Friday morning I will have clean white teeth (hopefully no cavities) and a fresh haircut.
2 things I dread and I have both in one day! Dou you feel bad for me?
I didn’t think so.
Today on the morning show we talked housing and bacon
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