With my upcoming neck surgery I have been trying to convince my wife that I will be needing comfort food and a lot of it

Ah, comfort food  the food we eat when we are down, depressed or sick.  It is the foods we crave that in our minds will make us feel better.

Me?   All food is comfort food  but  my favorite  is simple.   Ground beef that has been cooked with some onion and garlic then after it is cooked you bowl it up add some Mayo or Ranch dressing and let the comfort begin.   I know it is kind of strange but that is my comfort food. That some bacon  and a box of Little Debbie Snack cakes.  Yes a box!  I said it was comfort food not smart food and I need comfort a lot

Here are the top ten comfort foods   . . .  1.  Grilled cheese sandwiches. (I am not a fan of cheese but grilled cheese is yummy, add Tomato Soup)  2.  Chocolate. Mmmm 3.  Ice cream. My favorite flavor is COLD   4.  Pizza. . I rarely eat pizza   5.  French fries with Fry sauce of course.   6.  Macaroni and cheese NOPE, NOPE, NOPE I do not like Mac and Cheese.   7.  Mashed potatoes real ones not the powdered spuds.   8.  Cookies.  Specifically chocolate chip  or the  no bake cookies   9.  Fried chicken, I can do that 10.  Donuts as Homer Simpson said “Donuts isn’t there anything they can’t do.

So did you favorite comfort food make the list?  If not let me suggest a box of Little Debbie Snack cakes and you will feel better in no time.

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