It bugs me to be late ….. For anything.  Yesterday I had the appointment to have a minor surgery on my wrist.  The appointment was at 6am, with full knowledge that I had paperwork to fill out (well my wife filled out) and the prep work on me.  I knew being there at 6am would be more than enough time for everything.

So we show up at 5:45 am, I hate being late.

My morning show starts at 6am.  What time do I get to work?  5am!

Why?  There are a lot of things I need to do to be ready by 6am.

Even church meetings I try to arrive 15 minutes early.  I hate to be late!

I found some excuses people use for being late from  Career Builder’s annual late-to-work survey, 25% of us are late at least once a month . . . and 12% said they’re late at least once a week.  37% of people between 18 and 44 are late at least once a month, compared to just 14% of people over 45.

The most common excuses we use are, “I got stuck in traffic” and “I overslept.”  But when you’re late all the time, you’ve got to get creative.  Here are some of the t DUMBEST excuses bosses said they’ve heard . . .

“My coffee was too hot, and I couldn’t leave until it cooled down.”

My fake eyelashes got stuck together.

I was here, but I fell asleep in the parking lot.

My dog ate my work schedule

And if you are a guy don’t try this one “I am late because of morning sickness”   No dude you are not preggers you are Hung over!

My hatred of being late didn’t start until later in life.  I was a C-section baby!    YES I WAS LATE!

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