It is amazing to surf the internet and find out that I Dave Denton have been eating Chocolate wrong

Woman in pink lipstick biting large chocolate bar

Apparently so!  According to Chocolate Fetish we’ve all been eating chocolate wrong our whole lives.  According to the Chocolate experts, here are four ways to make it taste even better . . .

  1. Stop chewing it so much.  You’ll taste it more if you press it up on the roof of your mouth, and let it dissolve by sucking on it. (Like I have the will power to do that)
  2. Stop eating it in huge chunks.  Breaking it up into smaller pieces releases the aromas.  So you taste it more, especially if it’s good chocolate.  Rubbing it with your thumb also helps. (Who ever said break me off a small chunk so I can rub it with my thumb?)
  3. Smell it before you eat it.  Just like wine, experts say you should smell you’re chocolate before you pop it in your mouth.  It primes your taste buds, so you get more of the flavor. (My taste buds are always primed)
  4. Stop washing it down so fast.  The taste of chocolate lasts a fairly long time if you let it linger.  So you keep getting the flavor without eating more, which also saves calories.  (But I wash my Chocolate down with Chocolate Milk)

This is so silly! Next thing you know they will be telling me I am eating Bacon the wrong way.

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