Disclaimer: This blog is not about politics just stupid politicians

Some of the smartest people I have ever met are the stupidest people I have ever known. (Dave Denton)

I know I am not the smartest person on this planet and I realize that that not everyone thinks about things the same way I do.  But sometimes I just scratch my head at some of the stupidity that some comes out of some peoples mouth.

The past couple of weeks has proven my point.   There are those out there that are searching for ways to be offended by things that just don’t matter.

The Charlie Brown Peanuts Thanksgiving was said to be racist.

Rudolph was bullied.

Baby its cold outside, is about abuse.

Don’t get me wrong.  Those are three very serious problems in our world.  Come on!  Stop looking to be offended!  It takes up to much energy.

Now this.  Peta says phrases like “Bring Home the Bacon” are comparable to racism and homophobia.

Ok PETA you are messing with BACON and that offends me.  So I am offended by you being offended.

That is an example of me being stupid.

So I have found plenty of other stupid statements both from Liberals and Conservatives.   I hope that some of these statements are just mistakes they have made while speaking which is very possible.

Now proving I am an equal opportunity offender

5 stupid quotes from Liberals

Sheryl Crow on Environmentalism: “I propose a limitation be put on how many squares of toilet paper can be used in any one sitting. Now, I don’t want to rob any law-abiding American of his or her God-given rights, but I think we are an industrious enough people that we can make it work with only one square per restroom visit, except, of course, on those pesky occasions where 2 to 3 could be required.”  DID SHE JUST WATCH THAT SEINFELD EPISODE?

Joe Biden on culturalism: “In Delaware, the largest growth of population is Indian Americans, moving from India. You cannot go to a 7/11 or a Dunkin’ Donuts unless you have a slight Indian accent. I’m not joking.”   DANG DUDE THAT IS RACIST!

Joe Biden on the economy: “The number one job facing the middle class, and it happens to be, as Barack says, a three-letter word: jobs. J-O-B-S.”     JOE WENT TO THE SAME MATCH CLASS AS I DID!

. Michael Moore on terrorism: “There is no terrorist threat. Yes, there have been horrific acts of terrorism and, yes, there will be acts of terrorism again. But that doesn’t mean that there’s some kind of massive terrorist threat.”   THAT IS JUST DUMB!

Marion Barry, former mayor of Washington, DC: “If you take out the killings, Washington actually has a very very low crime rate.”   SAY WHAT????

Jerry Brown, former governor of California, and current candidate for the same position: “The conventional viewpoint says we need a jobs program and we need to cut welfare. Just the opposite! We need more welfare and fewer jobs.”   WOW –  WOW—WOW I HAVE NO WORDS

Conservatives have been known to take foot and insert it into the mouth

Rush Limbaugh on Nuclear Weapons

”The only way to reduce the number of nuclear weapons is to use them.”   — I HOPE HE WAS JOKEING IF NOT THEN LOOK AT PREVIOUS JERRY BROWN COMMENT

Mitt Romney in Believing in America

”I believe in an America where millions of Americans believe in an America that’s the America millions of Americans believe in. That’s the America I love.”

YOU KNOW WHAT MITT, I BELIEVE YOU

Ann Coulter on Blowing Up the New York Times

”My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times Building.”  I REFER YOU TO MY JERRY BROWN COMMENT

Dan Quayle

“I love California; I practically grew up in Phoenix.”

HIS LOVE OF THE POTATO KEPT HIM OUT OF HIS GEOGRAPHY CLASS

President Richard M Nixon.

“When the President does it that means that it’s not illegal”

I AM NOT A CROOK!

I hope this little blog showed a little something that I learned from Lucy Van Pelt in the Peanuts strip as she talked to Linus.   I think it explains a lot.

“THE QUALITY OF YOUR STUPIDITY IS RISING”

 

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