Today is National Pizza Day.  Finally, the one day a year when Americans will eat pizza.  But not me.  Why?  I am part of a small minority who is not a fan of the pizza,  Shocking isn’t it, here I am standing at 6 ft. 1 and weighing in at ………… let’s just say I do weigh in, so how did I Dave Denton get so big.  It’s in my genes.  Not really I just love almost everything else.

As Paul Harvey used to say “HERE’S a STRANGE” I am not a fan of cheese.  Sorry workers at Gossner and Cache Valley Cheese.  I don’t like cheese.  At Christmas time I get cheese as a gift and yes I REGIFT IT.  Not really I give that cheese to a family who loves the stuff.  But here is the strange thing Paul Harvey talked about.  I might not like cheese but I love Cheetos!  Strange huh?  The New Flavor of Cheetos, Cheddar Jalpeneno is incredibly tasty, flavor not heat, YUMMY!

So here are some Pizza facts on National Pizza day:

  1. 57% of people say they LOVE pizza . . . 41% say they wouldn’t go as far as to say they love it, but they like it a lot . . . and 2% say they hate pizza.  How can you hate pizza?
  2. 30% of us eat pizza at least once a week.
  3. 22% of us can eat an entire pizza by ourselves.
  4. Our favorite toppings are:  Cheese . . . pepperoni . . . sausage . . . mushrooms . . . bacon . . . onions . . . green peppers . . . black olives . . . Canadian bacon . . . and pineapple.
  5. And finally, 4% of women say they’d rather eat pizza than have a boyfriend.  3% of men would choose eating pizza over having a girlfriend.

I am so proud of one of my co-workers who participated in the Dancing with the Relay Stars and she and her Partner Keller won the People’s choice award!  I am really excited for her, so much so I tore her away from that station that plays the music I don’t understand on Utah’s VFX and had her on KOOL with me.   Listen here

Stupid news:   a Fatberg update, a rocket bike and a hamster.

Laff Lines is from the Tonight show:  Why I am single