Know who you are and what you stand for.   This advice came to me from my mother almost every time I walk out the door.  Of course me being the smart —— aleck that I am I would reply I am David Denton and I stand 6 ft. 1 and want to Party!

No wonder I was grounded so much.

This morning one of the things that inspired me was from The MTV Movie awards last night.   NO, I didn’t watch it, I think the last time I watch MTV was well before MTV became More Tasteless View.

However actor Christopher Pratt had some advice that was really good advice.

DON’T BE A TURD!   Words to live by and his bathroom advice is HUH.

But good advice is good advice.

I found some good advice on Lifehack.com and Inktank.com that is also sound

“Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the universe and he’ll believe you.  Tell him a bench has wet paint on it and he’ll have to touch it to be sure.” –Murphy’s Law

“Anything you lose automatically doubles in value.”  -Mignon McLaughlin

“Knowledge is knowing a tomato is a fruit; Wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad.” -Brian Gerald O’Driscoll

“The odds of going to the store for a loaf of bread and coming out with only a loaf of bread are three billion to one.”  -Erma Bombeck

“Nothing sucks more than that moment during an argument when you realize you’re wrong.” -Unknown

Have the courage to live a life true to yourself, not the life others expect of you.

Don’t make decisions when you’re angry. Don’t make promises when you’re happy.

“Never argue with a stupid person, they’ll drag you down to their level and beat you with experience.” Mark twain

If the grass is greener on the other side, there’s probably more manure there.

Happiness is a choice and everything else is a matter of perspective.

Better to remain silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.” -Abraham Lincoln

I have two more pieces of advice

  1. From Bill and Ted “Be Excellent with each other”
  2. Then from comedian Richard Jenny

NEVER FRY BACON WHEN YOU ARE NAKED.

Today on the morning show.   Fiding 50 thousand bucks in jewelry.

Stupid news:  I can do that better and don’t trust your salad

Laff lines: Catch of the day