I will admit that I need a haircut and I will look in the mirror after the haircut and I will say.  Yep you look better with a haircut.

That doesn’t mean I have to like it!  I am an old hippie and I hate getting my hair cut!

So I just get the basic cut nothing fancy or too stylish.  Do I want a mullet?   How about a “MAN BUN” NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO.

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How about just shaving it bald.  Well I guess I would shave it before I had a “MAN BUN”

Here is a Poem about Hair from George Carlin

 

 

I’m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don’t care,
Cause they’re not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they’re just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
I say, “No fair!”
A head that’s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I’ve shared this affair of the hair,
I’m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

I get a haircut next week

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