Before the Stupid questions on Stupid question day.

I wanted to say goodbye to a man who I admired.  Gary Sheler died over the weekend.  I meet Gary through a TV program he was part of on KLBC in Laughlin Nevada, where my wife and I vacation quite a bit.  I enjoyed the passion he displayed for his community and his sense of humor.  Gary left the TV station to host a talk show in Bullhead city Arizona KAAA AND KZZZ.  I was a guest on his show twice and even though I work on radio every day, doing the show with Gary was hardly work.   I am saddened by his death.

To me this has been a sad year for Laughlin and Bullhead City.  Earlier this year Bruce Clark the C0-Owner of

KLBC TV also passed away.   I hope the Tri –State knows how lucky they were to have two great broadcasters who cared so much for the community.

TODAY IS STUPID QUESTION DAY ! Thanks to brain candy for these

After they make Styrofoam, what do they ship it in? –Steven Wright

Are female moths called myths?

Are part-time band leaders semi-conductors?

Are you breaking the law if you drive past those road signs that say “Do Not Pass”?

Before they invented drawing boards, what did they go back to?

Can a stupid person be a smart-ass?

Can fat people go skinny-dipping?

Can you get cavities in your dentures if you use too much artificial sweetener?

Day light savings time – why are they saving it and where do they keep it?

Do boxer shorts box?

Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift?

Do clowns wear really big socks?

Do fish get thirsty?

enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

Do people in Australia call the rest of the world ‘up over’?

Do vegetarians eat animal crackers?

Do you think that when they asked George Washington for ID that he just whipped out a quarter? –Steven Wright

Does that screwdriver belong to Phillip?

Does the Little Mermaid wear an algebra?

How can someone “draw a blank”?

How can there be self-help “groups”?

How come wrong numbers are never busy?

How did a fool and his money get together?

How do you know when you’ve run out of invisible ink?

How does the guy who drives the snowplow get to work in the mornings?

How is it possible to run out of space?

How long is the long arm of the law?

If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?

If a mirror reverses right and left, why doesn’t it reverse up and down?

If a vegetarian eats vegetables, what does a humanitarian eat?

If a word in the dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?

If athletes get athlete’s foot, do astronauts get mistletoe?

If corn can’t hear, why does it have an ear?

If rabbits’ feet are so lucky, then what happened to the rabbit?

If Superman is so smart why does he wear his underpants over his trousers?

 

If work is so terrific, how come they have to pay you to do it?

If you didn’t get caught, did you really do it?

If you tell a joke in the forest, but nobody laughs, was it a joke?

If you’re in a vehicle going the speed of light, what happens when you turn on the headlights?

In court, why do they ask if you swear to tell the truth? If you’re planning on lying, do they really think you’ll tell them so?

Is it OK to use the AM radio after noon?

Is it true that cannibals don’t eat clowns because they taste funny?

Since there is a speed of light and a speed of sound, is there a speed of smell?

Was the pole vault accidentally discovered by a clumsy javelin thrower?

What do sheep count when they can’t get to sleep?

What do they call a French kiss in France?

What do you say if you’re talking to God, and he sneezes?

What happens to an 18 hour bra after 18 hours?

What if the hokey pokey really is what it’s all about?

What is a “free” gift? Aren’t all gifts free?

What is shaved ice? Did it have hair on it before it was shaved?

What is the speed of dark?

What kind of fruit is in Juicy Fruit gum?

What was the best thing before sliced bread?

Whatever happened to preparations A through G?

When day breaks who fixes it?

When dog food is new and improved tasting, who tests it?

Where is Old Zealand?

Which is the other side of the street?

Who opened that first ‘oyster’ and said “My, my, my. Now doesn’t ‘this’ look yummy!”

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, “I think I’ll squeeze these dangly things here and drink whatever comes out?”

Who was the first person to see an egg come from a chicken’s butt and think, “I’ll bet that would be good to eat?

Why are you expected to slow down in a speed zone?

Why didn’t Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

Why do hot dogs come ten to a package and hot dog buns only eight?

Why do they call it ‘chili’ if it’s hot?

Why do they call it life insurance?

Why do tourists go to the top of tall buildings and then put money in telescopes so they can see things on the ground in close-up?

Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?

Why do we say something is out of whack? What is a whack?

Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?

Why does it take 15 minutes to cook minute rice?

 

Why don’t you ever see the headline “Psychic Wins Lottery”?

Why get even, when you can get odd?

Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips?

Why is it that doctors call what they do “practice”?

Why is it that famous people are always born on holidays?

Why is it that night falls but day breaks?

Why is it that only adults have difficulty with childproof bottles?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?

Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?

Why is your index finger the same size as your nostrils?

Why isn’t phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why isn’t there a special name for the tops of your feet? –Lily Tomlin

Why isn’t there mouse-flavored cat food?

Why was Evelyn Wood in such a hurry?

You can’t have everything. Where would you put it?

You know that little indestructible black box that is used on planes? Why can’t they make the whole plane out of the same substance?

 

Stupid news

 

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