Halloween night my wife and I went to a Trunk or Treat and saw a lot of friends there.  I went over to talk to a man I know and as I was leaving he handed me a Halloween treat, a small bag of pretzels.  However instead of saying “Thank You” I said “These pretzels are making me thirsty!”  I was expecting a big laugh but all I got was a glazed over look and crickets sounds!   Then I heard a laugh a few feet away, another friend who shares my love of Seinfeld.

Pretzel man had no idea what I was saying he never liked Seinfeld!  Later I saw a family passing our candy with the mom and dad dressed as Pirates and to get candy you had to walk the plank about an inch off the ground over a blue tarp with shark fins to the side.   I said “The sea was angry that day my friends”.  No glazed over look, no crickets just laughter.   These people watch Seinfeld.

Yesterday I was thinking about this and I came to conclusion that there are certain movie and T.V. show quotes I use all the time.   TV shows like Seinfeld, Lavern and Shirley, the Big Bang theory, Andy Griffin and more.  Movies like Animal house, the jerk, Star Wars, Batman and more.  I think we all do this so here is a list of some of the best

— “Nip it!” (Barney Fife, “The Andy Griffith Show”) – “Yeah, that’s the ticket” (Jon Lovitz as the pathological liar, “Saturday Night Live”)– “I’m Larry, this is my brother Darryl …” (Larry, “Newhart”)– “I love it when a plan comes together” (Hannibal, “The A-Team”) — “This is the city …” (Sgt. Joe Friday, “Dragnet”)– “Time to make the donuts” (“Dunkin’ Donuts” ad) — “Mom always liked you best” (Tommy Smothers, “The Smothers Brothers Comedy Hour”) — “You eeeediot!” (Ren, “Ren & Stimpy”) — “Bam!” (Emeril Lagasse, “Emeril Live”) — “I know nothing!” (Sgt. Schultz, “Hogan’s Heroes”) – “Marcia, Marcia, Marcia!” (Jan, “The Brady Bunch”) — “Good night, John Boy” (“The Waltons”) – “Schwing!” (Mike Myers and Dana Carvey as Wayne and Garth, “Saturday Night Live”) — “Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon?” (Grey Poupon ad) — “Makin’ whoopie” (Bob Eubanks, “The Newlywed Game”)
— “Gee, Mrs. Cleaver …” (Eddie Haskell, “Leave it to Beaver”) — “I can’t believe I ate the whole thing” (Alka Seltzer ad) — “We’ve got a really big show!” (Ed Sullivan, “The Ed Sullivan Show”) — “Do you believe in miracles?” (Al Michaels, 1980 Winter Olympics) — “Don’t make me angry …” (David Banner, “The Incredible Hulk”)– “Holy ____________, Batman!” (Robin, “Batman”) — “What you see is what you get!” (Geraldine, “The Flip Wilson Show”) — “You rang?” (Lurch, “The Addams Family”) — “Danger, Will Robinson” (Robot, “Lost in Space”) — “How YOU doin’?” (Joey Tribbiani, “Friends”) — “Is that your final answer?” (Regis Philbin, “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire”) — “You look mahvelous!” (Billy Crystal as Fernando, “Saturday Night Live”) — “Good night, and good luck” (Edward R. Murrow, “See It Now”)– “Stifle!” (Archie Bunker, “All in the Family”) — “Would you believe?” (Maxwell Smart, “Get Smart”) — “Sock it to me” (“Rowan & Martin’s Laugh-In”) — “…if it weren’t for you meddling kids! (The bad guy, “Scooby Doo, Where Are You?”) — “Well, isn’t that special?” (Dana Carvey as the Church Lady, “Saturday Night Live”) — “Oh, my God! They killed Kenny!” (Stan and Kyle, “South Park”) — “No soup for you!” (The Soup Nazi, “Seinfeld”) — “Whassup?” (Budweiser ad) — “De plane! De plane!” (Tattoo, “Fantasy Island”) — “Live long and prosper” (Spock, “Star Trek” — “Come on down!” (Johnny Olson, “The Price is Right”) — “Let’s get ready to rumble!” (Michael Buffer, various sports events) — “Good grief” (Charlie Brown, “Peanuts” specials) — — “Yada, yada, yada” (“Seinfeld”) — “Book ’em, Danno” (Steve McGarrett, “Hawaii Five-O”)– “We are two wild and crazy guys!” (Steve Martin and Dan Aykroyd as Czech playboys, “Saturday Night Live”) — “Aaay” (Fonzie, “Happy Days”) — “I’m not a crook …” (Richard Nixon) — “Yabba dabba do!” (Fred Flintstone, “The Flintstones”) — “Whatchoo talkin’ ’bout, Willis?” (Arnold Drummond, “Diff’rent Strokes”) — “Where’s the beef?” (Wendy’s ad) — “D’oh!” (Homer Simpson, “The Simpsons”)

Movie quotes

Frankly my dear, I don’t give a dame—Gone with the Wind— I’ve got a feeling we are not in Kansas anymore—Gone with the wind –May the force be with you- Star Wars—You talking to me – Taxi Driver—What we’ve got here is a failure to com—Network—Bond James Bond—007 –No place like home—Wizard of Oz—You can’t handle the truth—A few good men—I’ll have what she’s having _ When harry met Sally –We don’t need no stinking badges –The Treasure of Serra Madre—Show me the money – Jerry Mc Gwire – Toga Toga –Animal House–  Can we Dance wiit your dates—Over , nothing is over until we decide it its—Animal house.  I don’t nothing else—– I need this – The Jerk !  It’s a Profit deal—The Jerk

    As you can read there are Hundreds if not thousands of Quotes we use in our everyday lives.  I will add one more that has religious overtones.  It comes from The Little Rascals “Devil if you are behind me don’t push”


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