HAPPY NEW YEAR!

Do you make New Year’s Resolutions, I have a few times but not to great success.  You know the ones.  I will lose weight this year!  I will exercise, I will stop being a jerk to people who don’t agree with everything I put on Facebook.

Well that is one I wish more people would do.

 

Here are some other New Year’s resolution you might want to try in 2019

I will stop worrying that I worry so much.

I will not bore my boss by with the same excuse for taking time off.   I will think of some more excuses!

I will do less laundry and use more deodorant.

I will give up chocolates totally.  I thought you might want a good laugh!

I will give up Bacon.  Yep I will no longer eat Bacon.  Oh who am I kidding!

I will find out why the correspondence course on “Mail Fraud” that I purchased never showed up.

I will start buying lottery tickets at a luckier store.

I will always “check for paper” when leaving the restroom.

I will try to drive closer to the speed limit. Oh who am I kidding

I will keep an extra safe distance when driving behind police cars.
I will stop saying,” Ooh, that feels nice” whenever the security guys frisk me at airports.
Finally

I will never again take a sleeping pill and a laxative on the same night.

 

Happy New Year:

On a personal note I want to thank you for all your kind words during 2018.  I love what I do every morning.   Like most jobs being on the radio can be hard.  But I do love what I do.   When I think about my job I can honestly say, I don’t have a job I have fun.

Let’s be thankful for our blessing and strive to have a great 2019

Dave Denton

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