With all the medical issues I have faced in the past two months and the prospect of neck surgery in December I have come to a conclusion …. I am getting older.

One advantage is I get to say to younger people “wait ‘til you get to be my age”

Sometimes I feel old but at other times not so much and today I found this

16 Things about Growing Old

  1. Talk to yourself, because there are times you need expert advice.
  2. You consider “In style” to be the clothes that still fit.
  3. You don’t need anger management. You need people to stop pissing you off.
  4. Your people skills are just fine. It’s your tolerance for idiots that needs work.
  5. The biggest lie you tell yourself is “I don’t need to write that down. I’ll remember it.”
  6. You have days when your life is just a tent away from a circus.
  7. These days, “on time” is when you get there.
  8. Even duct tape can’t fix stupid – but it sure does muffle the sound.
  9. Wouldn’t it be wonderful if we could put ourselves in the dryer for ten minutes, then come out wrinkle-free and three sizes smaller?
  10. Lately, you’ve noticed people your age are so much older than you.
  11. “Getting lucky” means walking into a room and remembering why you’re there.
  12. When you were a child, you thought nap time was punishment. Now it feels like a mini vacation.

13, some days you have no idea what you’re doing out of bed.

  1. You thought growing old would take longer.
  2. Aging sure has slowed you down, but it hasn’t shut you up.
  3. You still haven’t learned to act your age, and hope you never will.

Here are a few of the top youthful activities we don’t want to let go of . . .

  1. Going to concerts and festivals.   (Dang right)
  2. Video games. (Do games on your phone count?
  3. Collecting things like comic books or baseball cards. (Comic books, oh I do that)
  4. Playing board games.
  5. Legos.
  6. Superhero movies.  (Marvel movies are better than DC, but the animated DC movies are awesome)

So I have come to a conclusion!


This morning:

Stupid news

Laff Lines