I DID NOT FIND MY PHONE!

No I did not find by &^&$ phone and that kind of made me grumpy all day long kind of like with drawl symptoms I guess.  But today I am happy man.  Why?  I am so glad you asked.  I bought a new phone!  Now to get a dumb guy used to a new Smart phone!

Today as I was doing the morning show I used part of a song called “Get a Haircut” by George Thorogood I started thinking about hair.

I guess you could say I am an Old Hippie because I have always wanted my hair to be a little long.  However most of the time my hair was shorter than I wanted.

As a kid I had the buzz but didn’t want it.  There is even a picture with my Dad and I just before he passed and I was in a barber’s chair and getting a haircut.  He was laughing and I was crying.  I wanted my hair.  I was even told that I played outside so much one summer that my hair bleached out and I was blond.

But growing up in the late 60’s and 70’s everyone one had long hair.  My mother didn’t like it but she was ok with the longer hair until I decided that I would leave Memphis Tn. and go to college at RICKS now BYU IDAHO. And they had hair standards.

The day before I left for school my hair was pretty long and I had big bushy sideburns.  Yep I was “STYLEIN AND PRO –FILEING”

Then it happened back to the barber getting my air cut and once again I was crying because I wanted my hair!  But the good this about hair “IT GROWS BACK” sometimes.

Now as I age the hair on top is a lot thinner and the nice dark hair has given away to a gray almost white.

This summer I decided to let my hair grow and now it is pretty long which is OK with me and my wife says it looks good!  She has to say that we are married!

Here is a Poem about Hair from George Carlin

I’m aware some stare at my hair.
In fact, to be fair,
Some really despair of my hair.
But I don’t care,
Cause they’re not aware,
Nor are they devonaire.
In fact, they’re just square.

They see hair down to there,
Say, “Beware” and go off on a tear!
I say, “No fair!”
A head that’s bare is really nowhere.
So be like a bear, be fair with your hair!
Show it you care.
Wear it to there.
Or to there.
Or to there, if you dare!

My wife bought some hair at a fair, to use as a spare.
Did I care?
Au contraire!
Spare hair is fair!
In fact, hair can be rare.
Fred Astair got no hair,
Nor does a chair,
Nor a chocolate eclair,
And where is the hair on a pear?
Nowhere, mon frere!

So now that I’ve shared this affair of the hair,
I’m going to repair to my lair and use Nair, do you care?

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So as the weekend is here have a great time and if you will excuse me I will retire to my lair and use Nair… Do you care?

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