How hot is it?

For me when the temperature climbs into the 90’s it is time for the air conditioned comfort of my home.

In rhea cold of winter you can layer it up on cold weather days but in the heat of summer there is only so many items of clothing you can and should take off.

A few years ago my wife and I decided to take a vacation to go see some major league baseball. St louis Cardinal Baseball at that (surprise).  We thought maybe a trip to Colorado but couldn’t got the weekend the Cards where in Denver.  Good thing too, I was watching the game on TV that we wanted to go to and it was snowing and snowing hard.

Our next choice for a baseball getaway was in a domed stadium so now weather problems affecting the game.  The hotel we stayed in said “Within easy walking distance to the ballpark to.  Easy Peasy right?

NOT WHEN THE TEMPERATURE WAS ONE HUNDRED AND THIRTEEN DEGREES.

HOLY———.  THAT IS HOT

Yep, we decided that it was a good idea to go on our baseball vacation to Phoenix Arizona in July.  But being the optimist I can tell you that the Cards won both games we went to and we didn’t succumb to the heat!  Why?

IT WAS A DRY HEAT!

Hot is hot and that is why I have found some “t’s so hot jokes

IT WAS SO HOT

The birds have to use potholders to pull worms out of the ground.

The trees are whistling for the dogs.

The best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

You learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.

You break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 7:30 a.m.

The potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter, salt and pepper.

The cows are giving evaporated milk.

I saw a bird pull a worm out of the ground with an oven mitt

The Statue of liberty was asked to lover her arm

Optimus Prime transformed into an air conditioner.

Bums are holding signs that read, will work for shade!

STAY KOOL!

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Today I got confused by Science

Stupid news : Sounds only a Teenager would hear.  And in Atlanta a mix up for a birthday cake

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Laff lines