Crossing the Highway late last night should have looked left and should have looked right ….

He gave his life for tourism….

Don’t look Ethel …

I can’t wait to look in the mirror I get better looking each day.

Thank you duck for getting down.

What in the name of the 45rmp record is this all about?

Novelty songs.

Here is the great Dick Clark

 

Some of my favorites are

Disco Duck:  Rick Dee’s and his cast of idiots.  I grew up listening to Rick on WMPS in Memphis and by the time the DUCK hit I was at Ricks College.  A friend of mine also from Memphis even called the Radio Station from her apartment in Rexburg and Rick put her on the air live form Rexburg.   That is a novelty

Gimme dat Ding: The Pipkins,   Any song that starts with “Dat’s right, Dat’s right on a Saturday night” makes me want to sing along so ‘GIMME DAT DING”

My Girl Bill-  Jim Stafford;  The lyrics are crafted so well you are not sure if Jim is trying to tell Bill to leave his girl alone or if he is calling his girl a pet name “Bill”

The Curly Shuffle- Jumpin the Saddle:   NUK NUK NUK!  It’s a song about the Stooges NUFF SAID OR I WILL TURN ALL MOE ON YOUR HEAD!

MY Ding a Ling – Chuck Berry.  I know, I know, I know what you are saying ‘SHAME ON YOU, I’M GONNA TELL YOUR MAMMA ON YOU’ But I don’t care cause when I get home ___________>fill in the blank

Now it’s is video time:

Dead skunk in the middle of the road: Loudon Wainwrights the Third:

I just love the line “COME ON STINK”

Trivia time :  if you are fan of M.A.S.H. ( the TV show) on the 1st episode has a man singing in the hills that man is the same man who gave us the line “COME ON STINK’

The Streak Ray Stevens:  Here he comes right out of the grandstand dribbling. Funny song, still makes me laugh.

I got to meet Ray Stevens at a concert in Missouri and off stage he was a very quiet recovered man but on stage he became a wild man.

King Tut: Steve Martin

 

I went to a Carpenters concert at Ricks College and who was the opening act a man with an arrow through his head and worked with balloon animals all the while playing a banjo.   This was just a few weeks before Steve hosted his first Saturday night live show.

I remember a lot of people in the audience didn’t quite get his jokes.  I did , I think I was the only person at the show that busted up laughing when Martin  was making his balloon animals and made a hat and said as he placed it on his head ‘THIS IS A BIRTH CONTROL DEVICE… WEAR THIS TO BED AND NOBODY WILL TOUCH YOU’

It’s Hard to be humble – Mac Davis.

I think I could have wrote this song, because “It’s Hard to be humble when you’re perfect in every way”

That song did inspire me a little to come up with a Pro Wrestling catch phrase about me.

I AM TOO HOT TO HANDEL… TO COLD TO HOLD…. TO FAT TO BE WHERE IT IS AT….  THE WOMEN’S PET AND THE MEN’S REGRET.   I CAN’T FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY… I CAN’T STING LIKE A BEE …. BUT I HIT LIKE MAUHAMID ALI

(CREDIT MUST GO TO THE MANY WRESTLERS WHO I HAVE WATCHED OVER THE YEARS THIS IS A COMBO OF SOME OF MY FAVORITES)

Yes it is hard to be humble, just ask me

I think my favorite might have to be this.

No explanation needed

I love novelty songs they make me laugh and as you can see bring back some great memories

Today on the morning show we celebrated CHEESE.  The birthday of a man who gave us a Novelty hit.

Stupid news:  Charlton Hesston was right and a criminal who just never had a chance because of his name

Laff lines:  Turning 50