Money can’t buy happiness, but the lack can really screw with you.
Money is the root of all evil, and my roots are very shallow.
Your love gives me such a thrill, but your love it don’t pay my bills.
Guess what I didn’t win the Mega Millions Jackpot, but you didn’t either. But what if?
I have been asked all week what I would have done if I had won the Mega Millions Jackpot this week. “Besides having a coronary “I ask.
Daydreaming about having money is something we have all done at one time. I have done it, in part because my family was cash poor (but we had love —ahhhh)
No really, we didn’t have money when I was a kid. I look back and don’t know how my Mom did it.
So what if I had won the over one Billion dollars this week. True answer. Hire an attorney and a financial advisor!
What then? A long vacation. Stay in different hotels but in Suites(avoid the casino) Go to Alaska for another vacation. Then who knows, my taste are simple but I do have some thoughts on what I would do.
Get a Garage where I could put the my dream car –69 Baracuda, and a Shelby Mustang for my wife.
Would I move to a fancy home? Nope, but I would hire a maid and a personal chef.
Would I work? That is a head good question. Yes – I think I would but on my own terms and then let my wife decide if she wanted to work or not.
Would I give money to charity –YES—Friends and Family- only ones that I am close to. Any so called friends and relatives who came crawling out of the wood work NOPE. Would I invest in a business – probably not but I would be open to it.
Would money change me? YOU BET, but not it a bad way. I hope that it would make me more compassionate while being guarded. Would some people think money change me? Yep, haters hate and there ain’t nothing gonna change that.
It is good to dream about money but not obsess, I would love to have more in my bank account, but who wouldn’t. The real important thing for me is to be happy and right now I don’t need the ONE BILLION DOLLARS! Or do I?
On today’s show we talked Chocolate — Pumpkins on National Pumpkin day and asked the question would you brake a hip to win the lottery.
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